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Hey, y’all.. I’m headed out on the road again.  Hopefully, it will be the last time for a while.  But who knows?  It’s funny how life can go along pretty much the same for years, and then in a span of a few months, it all changes.  The changes are exciting, though.

If I can find a motel with internet access, I’ll hook up tomorrow and chat with you.  If not, I’ll see you when I’m online again.  I hope you all have a beautiful week.

If I were to really disappear, there’s a good chance that I’d be hiding in a cave somewhere…stockpiling canned goods and wearing a tinfoil hat.  But you never know.

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Shop Gossip

Julie Buffaloe-Yoder

If I suddenly

vanish,

don’t believe

what the

managers

in the shop

will tell you.

.

I did not run away

with Gator Jonson,

hop a steaming train

to New Orleans,

get filmed for

Girls Gone Wild,

drink myself into

a stupor, leave

Gator at the beach,

run off with

a busty redhead,

lose her to some

fat chick at

Misty’s Diner,

hitchhike to

California,

or throw myself off

the Golden Gate

bridge.

.

Go look

in the back of

a greasy shop

in rural Ohio

inside a drum

of muriatic acid.

.

The good ole boys

don’t know jack

but they do

have lots

of friends.

.

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